Because "Chuck using his mother's birthday as a secret code is [actually] brilliant" —Aylo

  • Intruder 1: Let's try his mother's birthday?
  • Intruder 2: Which one?
  • 1: The dead one.
  • 2: How am I supposed to know a dead women's birthday? Plus, he didn't even know her.
  • 1: Ok the one who abandoned him?
  • 2: I heard she was getting some from his uncle, it can't be her.
  • 1: Ok then the British one?
  • 2: Dude, banging his bff, that would just be weird.
  • 1: The mother on paxil?
  • 2: You know what's interesting about her? No one ever saw her and was only mentioned one time ever.
  • 1: That's so strange.
  • 2: I know right? It's like she never even existed!
  • 1: Alright, what about the adoptive mother?
  • 2: Look, this getting a little confusing. I'm confused. Are you confused? Let's just move on.

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